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Do you like The Matrix?

"Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at it’s beauty, it’s genius? Billions of people just watching the Matrix. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect movie? Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the movie. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect movie. But I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect movie was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix sequels were redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization."

Well…This is awkward. via @9GAG

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

crookedindifference:

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queen-brienne-lannister:

Except like paying your bills, having difficult conversations, exercising, and other shit like that because you HAVE to do that bullshit.

queen-brienne-lannister:

Except like paying your bills, having difficult conversations, exercising, and other shit like that because you HAVE to do that bullshit.

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]
Father’s blessing? What century are you in?

Father’s blessing? What century are you in?